Eighty-four, because at that age you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.
(Judy, 8)

Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife.
(Tom, 5)

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them.
(Lynette, 9)

It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.
(Gary, 9)

They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them.
(Dave, 8)

Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.
(Bobby, 8)

Once you should know how to write a check. Because even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.
(Ava, 8)

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash.
(Randy, 8)